13 Minutes after this message was posted, The Kraken surfaced and sent out his daily message. It was a shitty message though, we almost wish he would have stayed missing. We’re just happy we didn’t have to call the cops and do a welfare check on him.
As of 10:10 AM on 12/13/11 there has not been a Text From the Kraken. Please be on the lookout for him and ask him to send his daily text so we can get on with our day. Here is a picture of what he may look like.