Good morning all. Well its hump day and I dont know for you but for me this week is going by real slow. Also to thank god I got to work when I did on had to poop really bad on my way to work I was afraid that if I hit one more light that I might have crap myself. I did see on my way to work some of the crossing guards where out working there corners. One stuck out like a neon pink light in a dark alley. This crossing guard was wearing bright yellow gloasshes. After seeing this I thought to myself well is it going to rain today. Then after looking up at the sky I really take that as a no. All I saw was a nice blue sky with a couple of fluffy clouds nothing that I feel will cause rain. Ok so maybe shes just trying to set a new fashion statement. But wait no one in there right mind would use gloasshes as a fashion statement. So I guess this crossing guard is most likly mental unstable or even retarded. Get thats all we need is having retards guilding are youth a cross the street putting there lives in there hands. You might as well put hobo and bums on the corner as crossing guards atleast they can earn so money then to go buy booze or even get a hot meal. So what do you guys think you think crossing guards should be bums and hobos or keep the retards we got now. I also wonder to if someone wanted to become a crossing guard is there schooling for it or does it come natrual to these people. Just think about crossing guard school kinda like clown college. Well enough of that I guess about yesterday text I am going to have the offical rules for that contest done by the end of this weekend but still give you guys a head start to get the creativie juices flowing. Well I should get going to work havent done anything this morning yet because I had to poo really bad. So you guys have a great day and if it ends up raining I am going to have own one retarded crossing guard a sorry.