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Dec 11

TFK 12/08/11

Good afternoon bitches. Yes this fucker lives. I have a feeling some of you thought I might have been lying face down in a ditch somewhere but I am fine. How is every ones day going. Mines seems to be moving slow. I still havent heard anything from my job interview I had last friday. This saturday I have my companies christmas party so I get a free dinner I guess and they are bringing n lunch for everyone today. Its going to be gryos yeah my favorite. I havent had a good gryos shit in over a month so I cant wait. Also too still no heart burn either. Its got to be well over a week since I had it last. I think this weekend is going to be a nice quite weekend which I am ok with. Its nice to have a weekend from time to time. Maybe ill get in some good kitten killing time. Well I hope your guys day is going better than mine and maybe ill see some of you over the weekend or maybe not who knows.
07
Dec 11

TFK 12/07/11

Good morning all. Well its hump day and I came into work late today. I forgot to set alaram. When I did get up though a small part of me just wanted to stay home and lay in bed. The wharehouse is cold and boring and it gets even colder when I got to go outside and unload a truck. I guess I am going to have to wear more layers to stay warm which I should. I shouldnt keep my body chilled like I do or ill end up getting sick. Still no heart and I slept really good last night and I still wish I was in bed maybe ill take friday off and sleep in but who knows. I most likely would not do it just because I need the money. Every one do the safety dance sorry its just whats playing on the radio here. Thing that sucks is I have a truck comming in so ill be back. Alright back its fucking cold out side and after unloading the truck the pallet jack I was using ran over part of my foot and now that hurts like a bitch. Ok on to the good stuff. Gordon you would have been proud of me yesterday. I stopat 711 on my way home to get a drink and some chips. The was an older black women by the front of the door. She goes to hold it open for me and says hurry up bigman which was funny. I go inside and proceed to gather my items. Then she ask if I could give here a ride home so I said yes trying to be nice. On the way to her house she was joking around firlting with me so I played along. Then she final say if I wanted to come over and I said yes to see what she said and she like nah you too young I told her I was 30 and she said thags how ol her son is then I drop her off but it was funny and weird at the same time I just thank god she didnt live to far from the 711. So that my crazy story from yesterday. Well I should be getting back to work I have alot to do since I show up late so have a great day all.
06
Dec 11

TFK 12/06/11

Good morning all. Well today is the day that I hear if I got that job or not so I guess wish me luck. Also too for your info I havent had heart since the last time I bitch about having it so I guess thats a good thing. Also to I am glad you guys took the time yesterday to figure out what that dumb ass did to cause the crash. I guess if you going to make a u turn with no head lights on during the night you kinda need to be side swipe. Like i say dumb ass. Well shit I guess this morning text is going to be a bad one theres a truck that just came gots to go help unload it. Ok well I didnt send the message so I contuine from here. I find it funny that gordon doesnt like battlefield 3 and cant return it because it open. O well gordon I guess you stuck with another veido that you will only play once in a blue moon. You will be suprise I kinda like it. It wasnt that bad of a game. Now I know what your saying matt likes a shooting game again has hell frozen over. No it hasnt people in hel kinda wishes it would though. I even might want to play it some time this weekend maybe. I got to see what the family up to I know my mom feels like cooking another turkey soon and I cant pass that good shit up. Alright guys I should get going you guys have a great day.

05
Dec 11

TFK 12/05/11

Good morning all. I am back baby. I hope you all didnt miss me on friday. The weekend was great thanks fo asking the only thing that suck about it was I wish it was a little longer and that car crash that fucked up traffic. Atleast those fuckers did it right because some one had to die. If your going to be on the highway and get into a crash you might as well make it a good one. Because your one little stupid move on the highway fucks over not just you and the person you get into the crash but the hunderds of people behind you. The funny thing while sitting in the traffic from this car crash joe was no more then I say 50 cars behind me. While talking to him on the phone all I was wishing for was that mother fucker to be dead now is that wrong of me. Well enough of the fucking car crash its just making me upset. You know what I kinda wanted to do that I havent in a long time do is go to a carinval. It would be fun to play some of the shitty carnies games and ride some of the rides. But its winter time and I dont think there any carnies around. Ok I got one who would win in a fight a gypses or a carney. I go with carney. Well I should get going back to work. I hope my rants brought a smile to your guys faces. Also have a great mother fucking day.

Here's a link to the traffic accident report...the man did die per the Kraken's request.

01
Dec 11

TFK 12/01/11

Good morning all. Well its thursday only one more day untill the weekend and thank god for that. Also too its december now only 24 days of shopping left untill christmas. Unlike some people I know who have all or most of there shopping down I havent even started it yet. Which is weird because normally I would have mine done around now or in a week or so. But the last 2 years it seems I wait to the last mintue I guess because I dont ever have money for it anymore. So I was thinking and hear me out. Since I have been having a rough time trying to find a new job I was thinking of doing competive jousting. I was watching a tv show call knights of mayhem where this guy is trying to make heavy armor knight jousting into a sport. Can you imagine me in a full suit of jousting armor trying to get on a horse. That poor horse but atleast I know I can take the hits and falls well as some of you have seen. But still that poor horse I might have to get a clydesdale to do that. So let me know guy should I do knight jousting or not. O by the way I ended up shitting concret today. It came out a little soft and plyable but harden up while in the toliet bowl just thought you guys may wanted to know. Well I got to get going I ended getting a late start. I hope all of you have a great day and nick stop looking at those high school girls like. There not 18 yet give it time.

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